well if Idle can do it SO CAN I YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAH HAH HO

in no real order I love you all equally unless otherwise noted

Kris man
Kris you are just too cool ok. You are a personification of all the drug pumping grunge fury that I've ever wanted to have but didn't have the balls to. You are a great friend and you text me more than most of the people I know in real life
don't die young like I know you probably will ok

DV
DV you are probably one of my favorite friends. You pulled me out of the shit I used to play in regularly as an unnamazing person, and you're amazingly fun to talk to. I know you kinda feel like we're sorta running out of things to talk about slowly, but I dont' really care. You have been here with me for most of the life that I wish to remember when I'm older (about 3 years lmao) and I owe a large portion of it to you.
keep holdin onto the dix man

Genesis
Genesis you like a huge biracial party bag ok. You are pretty much always there when your internet lets you and you've probably accumulated the most time I've talked to an internet friend over the phone. You're great fun to talk to and I love your hair jesus fucking christ <:

Coconut
Coconut ooohhh shiiitttt
we may just know each other because DV fought you in AATR but I think we're friends enough for me to say something nice about you. You're probably the nicest person I know on here, as far as NOT yelling shit at me every five seconds and encouraging me to do drugs or commit suicide <:
You also take the oscene amounts of racial jokes thrown at you very well

unless it's Gen
but Gen's a ho

Chelsea
Chelsea, you big ol' fluffy texas honky tonk I love you man <:
just the fact that you have a better real life than I do makes for interesting conversations and, even though we don't talk nearly as much as we should anymore, I still love talking to you about the crazy shinnanigans you get into ok man ok

Idle
Idle has huge
sopping
wet
mounds
of cash
oh and she's fun to talk to and I NED TO GET YOUR SKYPE NIGGA

Eve
EVEN THOUGH I barely ever ever talk to Eve ever and she DID hate me for a little while, she's still a friend of mine who at least brings up some nice memories
and when we do talk it is awesometastic
ilu homie

Maryyy
Mary
you are a great friend <:
you've been nice to me, joked with me and cursed at me all at the same time and it's pretty awesome to talk to you c:
don't you die young either

Curly
Cuurrllyy geez I may barely have even met you a few weeks ago but I can still say something nice about you ok
you are great fun to talk to c:
on't stop doing whattever it is you're doing homie
keep eatin dat soul food





uuuh
just smack me if I forgot you I am a little hazey right now